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By CRACKED Readers  Published: May 16th, 2012  As we showed recently, some of the most famous people in the world have photographs in their past that cast them in an entirely new light that sort of ruins everything you ever thought about them. We asked you to use the magic of image manipulation t

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By Ian Fortey  Published: May 16th, 2012  Oh, hello. I didn't see you there, because I wrote this about a week before you're reading it and haven't quite polished seeing through time yet. When I do, I'll meet you in the shower. The naked shower. I'll be the guy from the future with the smirk

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By Gladstone  Published: May 16th, 2012  I've written about people you meet in Hell and people who deserve to die for everyday crimes against humanity -- y'know, like eating pungent food on public transportation. But today's column is about people who attempt to make this world a better pla

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By Chris Rio  Published: May 16th, 2012  In school science labs, we always learned that proper experimentation hinged on a delicate balance of adequate subjects, samples sizes and controls and a precise understanding of all the variables of the environment. But it turns out that even scienc

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By Christina H  Published: May 15th, 2012  With everyone's every deed made public on the Internet these days, we've suddenly all developed a lot more to apologize for. But we haven't actually gotten any sorrier, so all that means is that the number of fake apologies have gone up. And we've st

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By Jack O'Brien,Elford Alley  Published: May 15th, 2012  When it comes to the birth of America, most of us are working from a stew of elementary school history lessons, Westerns and vague Thanksgiving mythology. And while it's not surprising those sources might biff a couple details, what's shocking is how

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By John Dubensky  Published: May 15th, 2012  You will probably never have a good encounter with an ambulance. Either they're shrieking past in traffic and making you late for work, or you're riding in one while blood squirts from a horrific fireworks injury. Well, we have bad news: The world of

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By After Hours  Published: May 14th, 2012 

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By CRACKED Readers  Published: May 14th, 2012  There are plenty great movies that were one tiny mistake away from being great films. Hell, if the shark in Jaws hadn't been a complete catastrophe, that movie could have been ridiculous. We asked you to show us some other tiny changes that could hav

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By J.F. Sargent  Published: May 14th, 2012  Some movie scenes are more famous than the movies they come from -- did you know, for example, that there's a whole film of Dustin Hoffman crossing streets with a dude dressed like a cowboy? However, it turns out that the most iconic scenes in some c

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By Sara Ohlms,Mary Johnson  Published: May 14th, 2012  Human medical test subject is in that category of jobs, along with sperm donor and medicinal pot grower, that kind of seem like free money. Sure, you can't get rich doing it, but it's there if you should ever need it. Take some pills, fill out some f

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By Monte Richard  Published: May 13th, 2012  Moms are heroes in any species. In many, they do not only the birthing and nursing, but also the hunting and fighting and protecting. And while human mothers certainly deserve all of the flowers and phone calls they get on Mother's Day, we dare say t

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By T. Z. Keiser  Published: May 13th, 2012  Much of the last century or so has been dedicated to alleviating the plight of minorities, from one human rights campaign to the next. But in all this time, one group has consistently fallen through the cracks, remaining disadvantaged in almost every

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By CRACKED Readers  Published: May 13th, 2012  Product placement has been reeking havoc on our major art forms ever since E.T. invented it by liking those Reece's Pieces so damn much. We asked you to show us what it might have looked like if this was always the case. The winner is below, but firs

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By Gladstone  Published: May 12th, 2012  The other day, I finally gave in to the Internet's demands and watched Joss Whedon's Firefly series. Good call, Internet. I enjoyed it, but that has nothing to do with this article. Y'see, although the show takes place in a different galaxy 500 years

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By Luke McKinney  Published: May 12th, 2012  Some men will stick their dick in anything, and this is the only fact evolution and police blotters agree on. The penis is a combination executive toy and override switch. Most men don't actually think with their dicks, because we're not sitcom chara

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By Benjamin Buso  Published: May 12th, 2012  Most of the fun of watching movies like Ocean's Eleven is seeing all the planning, attention to detail and Chinese body contortion that happen behind the scenes of first-rate heists. And while we're 95 percent sure Ocean's wasn't a documentary, there

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By CRACKED Readers  Published: May 11th, 2012  Mother's Day is upon us again, that annual pain in the ass of ungrateful little punks who don't know how much their mother went through for them. We asked you to show us what the cards might look like if all the flowery synonyms for gratitude were re

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By Daniel O'Brien  Published: May 11th, 2012  I hate speaking negatively about writers, or musicians, or directors, or artists of any kind. Not because I think artists are better than regular people (HAH!), but because there's almost always an inherent risk when creativity is involved, and attac

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By E. Reid Ross,Meg Anastasia  Published: May 11th, 2012  Millions of us are so terrified of or disinterested in having kids that we'll literally never do it. But the world's population keeps inflating like a balloon because there are plenty of people at the opposite end of that spectrum. Way, way at the op

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By John Cheese  Published: May 10th, 2012  I've talked before about what a disgusting real-life horror film babies are. And we've scared many women out of their dreams of motherhood with this article. Now, don't think I'm trying to talk you out of becoming a parent, because it's honestly been

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By Mark Hill  Published: May 10th, 2012  We all love our pets, but rich people can express that love in insane ways the rest of us had no idea were even possible. So while we might treat our dog to a helping of table scraps and a belly rub, the wealthy can spend thousands of dollars on baff

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By Erik Germ  Published: May 10th, 2012  There are a handful of animals that constantly break their social contract with humanity. Rats, termites, ants and cockroaches are unlike all other species in that they have no respect for personal space. They will invade your home, eat through your

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By CRACKED Readers  Published: May 09th, 2012  Video game plots are usually pretty straight forward. And it's probably for the better, since we might be pissed if they messed with our reward after we've been working towards it for days. We asked you to show us the absolutely mind-blowing examples

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By Chris Bucholz  Published: May 09th, 2012  Commercials aren't meant to be complicated. Say a little about what your product can do, slip in a little joke or talking gecko to keep things memorable and get out of there before you piss anyone off. And because they're so brief and don't have time

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By Adam Tod Brown  Published: May 09th, 2012  You may remember that a few weeks ago, I wrote an article called 6 Supposedly Fun Activities Nobody Actually Enjoys. In that piece I took to task some of the nation's most (allegedly) widely enjoyed activities and exposed them as the mind-numbingly d

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By Matt Piner,Matteo Gatto  Published: May 09th, 2012  How many times have you almost died? If your answer is "Somewhere between two and 14 times," then you're probably on this list. We're not sure if that makes the people below incredibly lucky or unlucky. All we know is that they have better stories to

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By David Dietle,Today's Topic  Published: May 08th, 2012 

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By Soren Bowie  Published: May 08th, 2012  So you let yourself down! That's OK, it happens to everyone, though probably not to the same degree or with the same consistency as it happens to you. Your compromises are many, your inadequacies abundant. The good news is that failure no longer stin

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By David Wong  Published: May 08th, 2012  When you step out the door, you're playing a role. Whether you're a hippie, stock broker, police officer or biker, you dress the way the world expects you to dress, you act the way the world expects you to act. So you can imagine how much more intens

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By Joe Oliveto,Elijah Torp,Justin Crockett  Published: May 08th, 2012  Fantasy camps have existed for sports lovers for decades -- middle-aged guys can, for a price, play basketball or baseball alongside Hall of Famers and live out all of their jock fantasies that never came true. But there has never been an equivalent

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By Team Tiger Awesome  Published: May 07th, 2012 

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By CRACKED Readers  Published: May 07th, 2012  Unless it's a quirky romantic comedy, fictional characters usually just fall right into their most significant relationships without having to struggle too much. We asked you to show them to us in the context of the often humiliating experience of on

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By Christina H  Published: May 07th, 2012  The Internet is littered with stories that seem completely insane when you read the headline, but turn out to have fairly straightforward explanations once you get a few links deep. And then there are the stories that get weirder the more research yo

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By K. Montagne,Dagmar Baer  Published: May 07th, 2012  Have you ever turned around and caught your cat staring at you like he was planning something illegal? Well, guess what? It turns out that, judging by the actions of these animals, he probably totally was. The results range from creepy to adorable. #

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